Monday, February 5, 2007

I totally called it!...sort of

A big thanks to Rex Grossman for single handedly losing the Big Game for Chicago...Douche bag! Now that I am over that, I TOTALLY CALLED IT!!




1) Bears rookie Devin Hester returned the opening kickoff 92 yards for a touchdown ( ask DJR I called that shit! )

2) Rex Grossman would loose the game for Chicago ( Subconsciously I knew this would happen )

3) I would drink 15 cans of Bud light and have a headache all day Monday (yup! ouch! shhhhhhhhhhhhh )

4) DJR would SAY he couldn't find the channel for the Lingerie Bowl but really was just scared of his wife ( VAGINA )

5) And yes of course I knew to wear a diaper after Hot wings, beer and JalapeƱo beer cheese soup.


Money

I would just like to remind everyone that prostitution is still legal in Nevada.

And at my condo Monday-Saturday 2pm-11pm


Movies

Over the weekend I had the pleasure of watching a few movies.

Happy feet - a movie about penguins and dancing and some other shit...in the end mankind stops fishing so the birds can eat.

Borat - I laughed until I pissed myself! No wonder
everyone was trying to sue him, he fucked them all up in this movie proving how ignorant some of our population actually is.

Casino Royal - If you are a guy and do not watch this movie, you should just shove a tampon up your butt and wear a damn dress...This movie kicked so much ass!


Mayhem

I found a site that fit the word so perfectly I had to post it

Here.

And a great place to watch all of the episodes of The office that you missed

Here.

1 comments:

Alisa H said...

Greetings,

On behalf of Lionsgate Studios I would like to invite you and your colleagues to an advanced screening of Warrior. (Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwgG6OfW7Yo). The screening will take place on Wednesday, August 3rd at 7pm at AMC Fashion Valley. Please contact me if you are interested so I can send you screening passes to pass along to friends and colleagues.



Thanks!

Alisa Hemmesch

alisa.hemmesch@gmail.com